From the recording You Can't Sing About Christmas

Lyrics

You can’t sing about Christmas on the radio any more
Says so in Article Seventeen, Section Twenty Four
You can sing about Happy Holidays and Xmas’ by the score
But, you can’t sing about Christmas on the radio any more
 
You can’t sing about Jesus on the radio any more
Some folks get offended, others find it a bore
Even though it’s his Birthday that we have gathered for
You can’t sing about Jesus on the radio any more
 
You can’t sing about Christmas on the radio any more
Says so in Article Seventeen, Section Twenty Four
You can sing about Happy Holidays and Xmas’ by the score
But, you can’t sing about Christmas on the radio anymore